New Q Cycle Feature: Friday Foto Funnies (with Klever Kaptions)
So here’s the Deal, Lucille:
Every Friday starting today, we’ll post a funny cycling photobrutally ripped off from somewhere on the InnerTubes.
Included with the photo will be some totally weak-sauce an incredibly hilarious Kaption authored by the collective wit of the staff here at Q Cycle Global Headquarters.
You, however, will think of one (or more) even funnier and/or wittier Kaption(s), which you—clever scamps that we know you all are—will have no trouble coming up with and posting to the Comments section of the blog post.
If your Kaption is the funniest of the bunch (as it doubtlessly will be), you win that week’s incredibly cool chunk o’ Exustar Schwag. Plus Fame, Fortune, and Unlimited Bragging Rights…not to mention an almost embarrassing amount of attention from very attractive members of the gender(s) of your choice.
In case of a tie (same basic Kaption idea), the first and/or better-worded version wins.
Winners will be selected by the Q Cycle staff at our weekly Around Town Cruise & Two-Wheeled Pub Crawl…which probably means Maven Anne will tell the rest of us to shut up and then she’ll pick the winner herself.
Judges decisions are final. Prizes will be awarded to entires from the USA and Canada only.
Winner(s) plus runners-up will be announced the following Friday, along with a new Foto Funny.
By entering you give us full nonexclusive license to the use of your Kaption, whether it’s selected or not.
Ready to Play? Of course you are! But first, here’s this week’s Schwag:
BBW04 RACE HYDRATION PACK
600D polyester. Mesh shoulder straps, air flow back padding, position-adjustable sternum strap.
1.5 liter capacity lus plenty of room for all your tools, necessities, and aprés-ride goodies.
Size 20 x 7 x 41 cm. Retail $44.95
So here’s Foto Funny #1
Our sidesplittingly funny Kaption:
On their way to pick up Daphne for the Senior Prom, Biff wondered if Mom & Dad weren’t taking this whole Green Family Lifestyle thing way too far.
Can you better? We should hope so. To suggest your own (and much funnier) Friday Foto Funny Kaption, just use the Comment Feature below. If you Kaption is selected by our panel of judges (as it doubtlessly will be), the BBW04 Race Hydration Pack is yours!
Finally broke down and rode 106 miles yesterday. Giant bike, Exustar and Voler gear. On a beautiful, Fall, NM "Day of the Tread".QCycle3 months ago
Cadel Evans is watching the track taxes at Colorado Springs but the racing probably won't make the local news. Sheesh.QCycle5 months ago
Ok, I'm an addict. The Garmin Connect website is down and I can't upload my lunch ride. What a drag.QCycle6 months ago
My Garmin Edge 800 showed 4495 in elevation gain on the Independence Pass ride.QCycle6 months ago
Made it from Snowmass Village to the top of Independence Pass yesterday. Probably a first for Exustar shoes, pedals, bottle cages, helmets.QCycle6 months ago
Voekler, Evans and Junior. Fantastic.QCycle6 months ago
And a bonus, the Q Cycle roof hasn't leaked yet. Hooray.QCycle6 months ago
BBW04 RACE HYDRATION PACK
How Jed, Jethro, Ellie May and Grandma actually got to Beverly Hills.
I’m sorry son, there is no way in hell I’ll have enough lycra to make a bike jersey for your sister AND you.
“Shit, I forgot the blender”
“Before Photoshop people had to really DO stuff”