Wait, what?
You say it’s Tuesday already? Last thing I remember is Commodore Bill ordering up shots of something called Dos Gusanos …and the rest is very, very hazy. (All I can say is, good thing the waitress agreed not to press charges.)
But be that as it may, at least we have a winner for last week’s Funny Foto Kaption Kontest (Special Tour de France Edition):
Our Kaption:
Whoa! Chuckhole!
Honorable Mention:
Why, why, why, why am I NOT wearing body armor?” – Frank Brichetto
“…I thought they said these tires were pliable, not pileable.” –Sergio Silva (via Facebook)
And The Winner is:
HTC realised too late that the Salvador Dali designed wheels were a bit of a mistake. –Alex Oates
Congratulations, Alex! You win a pair of very cool Exustar Road Gloves!
CG930 SHORT FINGER GLOVES
· Shock-absorbing gel padding
· Back: gel knuckle protectors, breathable mesh.
· Palm: Armara microfiberleather with gel padding and synthetic suede reinforcing. Silicone finger grips.
· Thumb: terry cloth for high-performance sweat wipery
· Closure: adjustable Velcro straps
· Machine washable
· Sizes S-M-L-XL
· $26.95 retail.
We’ll be back Friday (assuming we aren’t permanently eighty-sixed from the cantina) with a new Kaption Kontest.
–Yeoman Bob



OK, Yeoman Bob,
We’ve never met, but I know the Commodore quite well. Mescal, huh? Sounds about right. Still, it’s no excuse for those of us who want to keep playing the caption game.
Post up a new photo, quick!
Frank Brichetto
Day after tomorrow, Frank.
Heck, I couldn’t feel my nose until yesterday. And don’t even ask what Bill made us do with the worm.
–Bob